I will need a small child for this

I AGREE WITH BUNBUN! I HAVE LOST FAITH IN ALL OF HUMANITY! I was going to fill this post with my story of how tonight there was a spider on my arm and I beat the friggin crap out of it with one of those things that gets pet hair off your clothes but I have something much worse! I logged onto msn to see if anyone was on and I get this message saying some one had added me to their contacts. Naively unasumming, I added the person thinking maybe I knew then and not the email or someone mistakenly added me. How wrong I was. He/She turned out to be online when I clicked "yes" and immeadiatly opened a convo window. It went like this:

Bonnie says: Hi

I say: hey...

Bonnie says: hey, A/S/L?

I say: who is this?

Bonnie says: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
I say: good for you creep

Bonnie says: listen hun, I\'m just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I\'ll get naked if u do..lol!

Seriously! I was going to tell my heroic story, load pics on deviant and download music but I am very preturbed and am sitting here with a fricking twitchy eye! Thank you very much bonnie for activating my eye twitch ya prick. But feel free to comment and I hope my next post doesnt involve creepy msn convos ^.^

I posted this already but thought I should add the email address, bonniecylye@hotmail.com